Resident Evil: My Road to Godhood

When other people are reborn, they are either rich second generation or talented academics. What about me? Naked, starting in the morgue, there are zombies all over the city, and they are still wearing flip-flops taken from the feet of dead people. Weapons master? Sounds cool - well, what do you think my first weapon is? A broom. Let me ask you, is there anything more outrageous than me in this rebirth?