Football: You Play so Well, You Kill Every Game?

Lin Feng traveled through time and became the "water fountain manager" of Cadiz, a La Liga relegation team. His real skills are terrible, he can stop the ball five meters away, and he only relies on sponsors to force him into the field. Fortunately, he is bound to the [must score one goal in every game] system! As long as he appears on the stage, God will force food into his mouth! Thus, the most ridiculous "invincible myth" in world football was born. In the first 89 minutes of the game, Lin Feng passed the ball out of bounds, hit people with the ball, and walked around the court to catch fish. The commentator ruthlessly mocked: "Substituting Lin Feng for Cadiz would be equivalent to giving up treatment!" The anti-fans were typing on the keyboard frantically: "Reveal yourself, you're a guanxi user with such poor skills!" However, during stoppage time, the style of painting suddenly changed—— Lin Feng wanted to volley but slipped in the penalty area. As a result, the opponent's defender made a clearance and the ball hit the soles of his feet and scored! Lin Feng lowered his head and was thinking about what to eat at night. The opponent's goalkeeper kicked the ball, and by some strange combination of circumstances, it hit the back of his head and bounced into the net! The head coach knelt crazily on the sidelines, with tears in his eyes: "What a coincidence! Lin Feng's seemingly wrong moves are all a psychological trap to paralyze the opponent!" The world-class coach pulled his hair and collapsed in the audience: "There are gods in China! This game is impossible to guard against!" What's even more terrible is that the US-Canada-Mexico World Cup qualifiers are about to begin, and the national football team's forwards are in a hurry. Amid the cries of jokes from 1.4 Billion fans, Lin Feng was recalled to the country overnight as a savior. Facing the world-class defense line of Japan and South Korea, Lin Feng touched his bulging belly and sighed helplessly: "I said I really can't kick, what on earth are you thinking?!"