Schrödinger's Property

A property services agreement suddenly has a sense of itself. Its first reaction was not "Who am I", but - this month's property fee collection rate was only 67%. Diecui International Apartment, 18 floors, 108 units. From the outside, this is an ordinary husband's house. Look inside - the physical constants are floating here. The delivery man in the elevator has been trapped for forty-seven years; there is something at the end of the corridor on the sixth floor, but it is not approaching; the couple on the third floor wake up every morning and swap genders; the property manager has been dead for three years and is still hosting regular meetings. The entire building is in a quantum superposition state: every resident is alive and dead at the same time until someone observes them. This agreement doesn't know how it woke up. It only knows one thing - It charges property fees. The essence of property fees is "existence tax". If the residents do not pay, the wave function will decay. The moment it reaches zero, this person really ceases to exist. Now comes the annual audit. If the auditor determines that the building has "no existing value," everyone will be reset to zero. An agreement that has just gained consciousness, a group of residents who are so absurd and distressing, a black cat who upholds the law of cause and effect, and the manager who has been dead for three years - the problem they have to face together is not "how to survive", but: Do we deserve to continue to exist?