I Release a Cobra from the Start and Can Recycle It for Tenfold Returns!

Lin Chuan watches people release koi into the river and thinks they’re kind. He watches people release bottled water into the river and thinks they’re amusing. He watches people release cobras into the river and thinks they’re cruel. Wait! Why are people releasing gold bars and diamonds, too?! But that’s fine. The more they release, the richer I get! That’s because Lin Chuan awakened the Release and Reclaim System! Anything other people release gets reclaimed by the System at a ten-to-one ratio and stored in its inventory! And so Lin Chuan witnessed all kinds of bizarre releases: Some people released little umbrellas, some released Louis Vuitton bags, and some even released silicone dolls... You name it! While others criticized these bizarre acts of releasing things, Lin Chuan stepped forward and said to them: “Friends, whatever people release, they do it out of compassion and good intentions.” “As long as it doesn’t harm the ecosystem, there’s no problem.” “If it still bothers you, you can release some cash with me.” “As the president of this release association, I’ll take care of the problem for you!”