Others Rely on Talent to Achieve Immortality, but I Rely on Schizophrenia

Yang Zhou, a well-known "psychopath" in the world of immortality, is the tenant of 12 households in the Shenting Community. The tenants all have their own split personalities, and each of them claims to be a constellation god. During the day, he is a salty fish who is always scolded as a pervert after chasing his senior sister for WeChat; at night, he is an urban night warrior who carries twelve constellation swords and chases demons all over the city. The question is: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, so I can look cool." Scorpio is writing emo literature in the divine court, Leo is practicing the dragon king's crooked mouth in front of the mirror, and Gemini is making complaints in his mind—— "Yang Zhou! The alien demon used your rooftop as a barbecue stall and smashed it up!" "What's the hurry?" The main body slowly took out twelve swords, but glanced at the long-legged senior passing by downstairs, "Let them choose, fight the thirteen of us alone, or be beaten by the thirteen of us... Justly?" The demons saw a lifelong nightmare: twelve divine palaces overwhelming the sky, and twelve "Yang Zhou" coming online at the same time. Aries roared and charged, Taurus touched corpses and picked up money, Virgo used dust removal techniques to clean the battlefield while fighting, and the main body... Really roasted the kidneys next to it. "This is called a professional team," he put his arm around the demon's trembling tentacle shoulders and smiled. "Now, let's talk about whether you are ancient demons, modern ghosts, or... Aliens?" Until Xiuxian school beauty and ace agent cornered him: "Tell me, why did you send me twelve styles of love letters at the same time? And there is this voice message of 'Sister, give me a girl'!" Yang Zhou held his head and squatted in defense: "If I confess, I have thirteen personalities... Can I still save it?" [Funny cultivation of immortality + split personality + urban demon slaying + multi-line operation]