What Should I Do About My Ghost Girlfriend’s Overwhelming Possessiveness?

Version One: Good news: I'm no longer single, and my new partner is a stunning beauty. Bad news: she's a vicious ghost, the kind that wears red.

There's more good news: she has no male friends, replies to my messages instantly, keeps me updated on where she's going, isn't materialistic, and is powerful enough to protect her husband. But the bad news is, she's jealous. Very jealous.

[Emergency! Asking everyone online: What do I do about my possessive ghost girlfriend?!]

[Break up? I wouldn't dare. I'm afraid she'll come for my life!]

Version Two: My name is Ning Chen. I'm an ordinary recent college graduate, and lately my problem is that a female ghost won't leave me alone.

She's attached to my phone. If I take too long to reply, the screen blacks out by itself. If I watch a video of a pretty girl, a new comment suddenly appears: “Is she prettier than me?” Even when I'm gaming, she takes control of my character and makes me chase the enemy support for five whole minutes, then types: “That female player is trying to seduce my husband.”

I snapped. “What do you want from me?”

The phone screen glowed faintly and displayed a line of text:

“I want you to kiss me once, the kind you write on a mirror with lipstick.”