Cosmic Flaw

What would happen if an object was absolutely stationary? It's not stationary relative to you, it's not stationary relative to the earth, it's not stationary relative to the sun. It is stillness relative to the universe itself—relatively expanding space, relative to the river of time, absolutely and unshakably still. What will happen? Before March 9, Standard Era 2847, every physicist would tell you: this question makes no sense. Because physics took four hundred years to prove the same thing from four different directions—absolute stillness does not exist.