Record of Spiritual Cultivation

This is an outrageous world of immortality. Monk = mobile phone, Heavenly Tribulation = system update, Zongmen = mobile phone brand. Tianyan disciples wipe the fuselage three times a day to avoid being contaminated by impurities; The body temperature of Chimi disciples is always 60 degrees, so there is no need to heat the rice when eating; The Qinglan female cultivator uses beauty first in a fight, and breaks the defense on the spot when she retreats; The Yutai monks become idiots when they leave WiFi, and they always use other people's hot spots when they go out. And I, a programmer who repairs mobile phones, became the only god in this world.