I Dreamed of Helping People Make Wishes, and I Became the Abbot of the World.

A useless person who was extremely socially fearful and looked down upon by everyone was forced to become a true god in the world - the whole world was kneeling to look for the god, and the god was eating instant noodles and playing games in the Internet cafe. Every chapter in the book is a contrast: the less you don't want something, the more you want it; the more you want to hide it, the less you can hide it; the less you don't care, the more the world cares about you.