Chinese Showbiz: I'm Laughing Myself Sick, This Top-tier Star's Show Is Explosive

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lü Yan became a guest performer on the Keep Running variety show and was bound to a show-effect System.

From then on, wherever he went, he gave the audience comedy so hilarious they could barely breathe!

[Mushroom Mayhem]

While a female guest was picking mushrooms, she accidentally dug up a grass snake. Lü Yan leaped into the air and kicked the snake away, but accidentally fashioned it into a snake-shaped necklace for a certain returned top-tier star.

Top-tier star: “Aaaah! I've been poisoned! I'm going to die! Help!”

The top-tier star, in an emotional meltdown, started hitting everyone in sight.

Lü Yan: “Stop! That's a five-step snake. You'll be dead from the venom after five steps!”

The top-tier star instantly came to his senses.

Lü Yan: “As the saying goes, where a venomous snake appears, its antidote can be found within three steps.”

After searching around, Lü Yan picked a brightly colored mushroom.

Lü Yan: “Eat this and you should be fine.”

After eating the mushroom, the top-tier star did seem to feel much better. Just as everyone was marveling at Lü Yan's genius, the star began muttering that he was the Great Sage Equal to Heaven and started hitting everyone in sight!

The scene descended into chaos. Thinking fast, Lü Yan hurriedly recited the headband spell, finally bringing the crazed top-tier star under control.

Once things had settled down, the director called in an expert, who publicly confirmed: “Grass snakes aren't venomous, but the mushroom is poisonous.”

Lü Yan: “…”

[Segment complete. Show-effect rating: S!]

[Drawing reward…]

[Congratulations, Host! You have obtained ‘Acting Fundamentals at the Film Emperor Level’!]

(This book includes a Werewolf game theme, a Republican-era theme, and other innovative name-tag-ripping designs. The Keep Running game segments are entirely original, just for fun.)