Fairy, Your KPI Collapsed Again

My name is Li Changan. In my previous life, I was a product manager of a large factory who died at his workplace. In this life, I transform into the young master of the Demon Cult, and when I open my eyes, it's the beginning of hell. My father has just died, and three thousand allied troops of the righteous path are blocking the mountain gate. I didn't prepare for the battle. I drew thirty pages of PPT and then had a meeting. From that day on, the style of painting in the world of immortality collapsed. The aloof saint starts writing a weekly report, the swordsman genius is bald due to performance, and the demon sect protector is involved in a battle for the "S-level talent apartment". Others rely on thunder to temper their bodies to overcome tribulations, but I rely on debriefing and answering questions to overcome tribulations. I thought I would be this funny for the rest of my life. Until I found an ancient jade slip among my father's belongings. It records the biggest secret in the world of immortality. The "five declines of heaven and man" ten thousand years ago were not natural disasters. It was a system outage caused by a complete breakdown of the management system. And now, the second collapse is coming.