Join the Zhatian Gang at the Beginning and Help Teach Us the Thousand Faces Technique

My name is Li Hao, and I am a loser. It's not that I'm humble, I'm really useless - my meridians are blocked like the morning rush hour, my Dantian is leaking cleaner than my wallet, and my spiritual energy takes a detour when it sees me. The system was activated after being tied to it for ten years. The first sentence after activation was: "Sorry, I just charged it." OK. I've been waiting for ten years, and it's just a moment. The system said it could travel across all realms, so I chose the Zhatian Gang as my first stop without saying anything. The system asked me what I was doing there. I said: Learn acting from Xu Que. The system went silent. Later I learned that I was the first person to travel through time without seizing opportunities or magic weapons, and dedicated myself to learning how to be cool. Xu Que taught me for three days, not the exercises but the acting skills. He said: The essence of pretending is not to make people afraid of you, but to make people unable to guess you. I understand. Then I returned to the main world and opened three vests: An aloof swordsman who specializes in showing off under the moon, and the whole school is guessing which hidden master he is as a disciple; A fat businessman whose elixir quality surpassed that of a centuries-old family. The Ye family sent someone to discuss cooperation. I said I only do retail; A red-haired prodigal, I walked around the black market. My brothers on the street called me "Master Xiao". Everyone thought they were different bosses, and no one knew that these three people shared the same meal card. Oh, by the way, there is also a vest - I made up a fictitious master, "Wandering Taoist", a great master in cultivation, a dragon that never sees its end. The whole school believed it, and the principal asked me every day when my master would come for tea. What can I say? I can't tell him that I acted this master myself using the clone technique.