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"Why?" The world's number one racing driver fell off his seat and asked me, "Why can you stay in the car for a month? Don't you eat? Don't drink water? Don't you go to the toilet?" I told him: "I drink gasoline for energy." "Then what kind of racing competition are you participating in? You guys who drink gasoline just treat it as a racing car and drive it to others! Bastards!"