My Tenants Always Want to Attack Me!

"My name is Lin Chen." "I have a tenant who owes three months' rent, and she actually wants me to pretend to be her boyfriend to pay the rent." "She's quite interesting, and she's to my liking." "No, she doesn't want to act, she just wants my body!" "It's broken! She wants to be the hostess instead of the guest!" … "My name is Su Wan." "I was fired from my job, and I only had less than two thousand yuan left in my card." "The landlord is a nice and handsome man. Let him pretend to be my boyfriend. Not only can he handle the blind date, but the red envelopes from my parents can also be used to cover the rent!" "I'm so angry, why is he like a piece of wood! He doesn't react at all!" "It's decided, attack the landlord, start by grabbing his stomach!"