I Am a Cultural Relic Host in Chengdu

In Chengdu, cultural relics can be used to "fake corpses" to work. One second, I was still bald because of my thesis; the next second, the national treasure Sun Bird was forcibly bound to me. Others traveled through time and became the protagonist, while I traveled through time and space and became a "cultural relic HR". My KPI is: prevent the evil god of ancient Shu from awakening before it turns Chengdu into a cultural desert. My teammates are: a Wuhou Temple researcher who uses "Chu Shi Biao" as a code, and a breeder anchor who feeds pandas snowflake cakes to purify evil spirits. Our offices are located all over the city: reciting poems to clear customs at Wuhou Temple, lulling bears to save lives at the Panda Base, and sealing the Boss at Dujiangyan Water Conservancy Engineering Principles. Our daily routine is: before the fight, we buy hoof flower takeout in a group, we don't forget to pick up shared bicycles during the pursuit, and at the scene of the final battle, Chengdu citizens cheer us on with barrages. Now, I just want to ask: "Do you pay five insurances and one fund? Does saving civilization count as overtime? Also, can I apply for reimbursement for hot pot tonight?" ——Welcome to the wonderful workplace diary of "I am a cultural relic host in Chengdu".