Douluo Dalu: Child of Good and Evil, I Give Tang San a Merciless Runaround

Ji Jing transmigrates as the son of Ji Dong and Lie Yan. Born a god, he is doted on by two successive Good and Evil God Kings. Not long after he is born, Tang Wutong is born too. After learning that Xiao Wu has given birth to a daughter, Ji Dong and the first-generation God of Evil start entertaining other ideas. “This girl is destined for my son/grandson. She ought to be my daughter-in-law/granddaughter-in-law!” At first, Tang San accepts the idea of becoming in-laws with the two God Kings, since it would bring him plenty of benefits. Until... Ji Jing: Oi, old man, if I park my scooter downstairs, will it get stolen? Tang Wutong: Oi, old man, what do you mean by a thoughtful little sweetheart? I don't understand a word! Tang San grits his teeth. Tang San is furious. Tang San is helpless.