I'm Just a Fake Taoist Priest. I Really Don't Want to Become an Immortal.

My name is Su Wen. Because I step with my left foot first when crossing the road, I came into contact with the "folk crossing machine" at a young age. Bad news: I traveled to a world with ghosts, and there was a female ghost who wanted to eat me. Good news: Awakening [Memory Editor] successfully made the female ghost think she was my sister. But... "What do you mean the cost of using an editor is to be in debt for 1 million?!" Su Wen's eyes darkened as he looked at the inexplicably extra debt records on his phone. Looking at Su Nan who was looking at him with a cute expression next to him, he immediately began to think about whether to step out with his left foot or his right foot first when going out tomorrow. There is no way, even if you admit it, you can't keep it as dry food for ghosts, right? So... "Brother, when did you become a Taoist priest?" "Don't worry." "Brother, what are you doing here? Is there any ghost in this place?" Su Wen smiled gloomily and put on the free shipping robe he bought for 9.9 Yuan, "Why not? My aunt, aren't you?"