Pirate: an Army Fisherman Who Just Wants to Bask in the Sun

Noah, nineteen years old, is a general of the Red Earth Continent Army Headquarters. He is the youngest official general in history and the one who most wants to retire. I just want to bask in the sun on the leaky roof of my house every day, receive a dead salary, and wait for my pension. But trouble always comes to your door: Wulaoxing thought that the key to ancient weapons was hidden in his poor place, and CP0 wandered around the door every day trying to catch him and slice him into pieces. The red-haired Four Emperors came to the door in person, just to say: "Give me some face, lift the table more gently next time." The revolutionary army, the underground emperor, and even visitors from the moon all have a strange interest in his palm-sized territory. Noah finally became angry when he saw more and more "unexpected visitor reception fees" and "roof repair fees" on his account. He picked up the phone and dialed Marie Joa's dedicated line: "I say it for the last time!" "As soon as I broke through the army guard at the door, I was paid a dead salary!" "You fight for your ONEPIECE and steal your ancient weapons. What the hell does it have to do with me?!" "Send someone to wake me up again..." He glanced at the warm sun-drenched roof under his feet and said word by word: "I, really, demolished Mary, Joe, and Ya." "I, Noah, do what I say."