Naruto: Konoha's Strongest Ranked Player, Jiahao

A Bilibili roast-channel creator specializing in observing the “Jiahao” subculture, he gained 500,000 followers by mocking edgy, immature behavior. One late-night online argument saw him trading heated insults with a user named “Purebred Competitive Jiahao.” Then a bolt of lightning sent him to the world of Naruto. When he woke up, he discovered that five years had passed since the Uchiha Clan Massacre, and he had become its second survivor: Uchiha Jiahao. Before he could even celebrate, a cold prompt rang in his mind: [The Strongest Jiahao System has been bound. Perform Jiahao-like actions to earn Hao Points and exchange them for any ability.] Kneeling in front of a mirror, he put on a black high-collared robe, a tactical mask, and goggles. Looking at the Uchiha boy in the reflection, chin slightly raised and eyes vacant, he slowly lifted his left hand and pretended to DJ in midair. “What the hell am I doing?” [Hao Points +2] The man who had spent half a year cursing Jiahaos in his previous life was now forced to live by the Jiahao code every day. Sasuke: “Are you even an Uchiha?” Him: “A lonely wanderer. Have I Jiahaoed you yet?” Naruto: “Why are you helping me?” Him: “Why should I explain my actions to anyone?” Neji Hyuga provoked him at a ramen shop, only to be left flustered by the retort, “Caged Bird Seal, little dog leash.” On a rainy night in the streets of Konoha, he stood in the middle of the downpour and pretended to DJ in midair. “Tell me, who can stay dry in this rain?” Later, rogue ninjas attacked, and powerful enemies closed in. He stood atop Hokage Rock, his black robe whipping in the wind. An enemy asked, “Who are you, really?” He slowly removed his tactical mask. “I'm just a legend.” The BGM started playing on its own. The Will of Jiahao will never die.