Qilin Shenci: Gods Also Go to Work

I, Qilin, am a divine beast in the heavenly establishment, job number 0001. After working for three thousand years, my salary has not increased by a single elixir, and my KPI has increased eight hundred times. The Jade Emperor said: I will work for another three thousand years and then I will become a full-time official. I wrote my resignation on the spot. The Jade Emperor did not approve. Okay, then I'll go talk to Sun Wukong. On the Flower and Fruit Mountain, the Great Sage was gnawing peaches and basking in the sun. I said: Brother Monkey, is that the opposite? He put the golden cudgel on his shoulder: let's go. On this day, heaven was shaken.