Douluo Dalu: Are All My Soul Rings Only Ten Years Old?

Xiao Chen transmigrates to the Douluo World, only to get screwed over by the System from the start. “Ding! This world has been detected as fantasy’s bottom of the barrel.” “Ding! Final quest issued: Host, raise the rank of the Douluo World. Failure: termination!” “Ding! Starter pack awarded. Host receives a Second Martial Soul; all Soul Ring absorption attempts are guaranteed to succeed!” “Ding! Starter pack side effect: Host can only absorb Soul Rings that are ten years old or younger. Go over by even one second, and you’ll explode!” “???” Xiao Chen stared in confusion. He had never seen a System this insanely useless. Xiao Chen: “System, fine, you won’t give me a hundred-thousand- or Million-Year Soul Ring. But instead you’ve limited my Soul Rings to ten years old or less. You might as well just kill me!” System: “Host, there are no useless Soul Rings, only useless Soul Masters!” “???” Xiao Chen was baffled again. “You lousy System, don’t tell me you’re that Gangzi in disguise?” System: “…” “Host, please do not insult this System!” Xiao Chen: “If you’re not Gangzi, then are you that Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo?” System: “…” “Host, stop guessing. You’d better deal with the trouble right in front of you first!” Xiao Chen’s consciousness flickered, and he returned to reality. Then he saw Tang San staring at him with a cold gaze. “Holy crap, you lousy System, you set me up…” Xiao Chen was close to tears. He hadn’t expected to offend Tang San as soon as he transmigrated. One look at Tang San’s eyes told Xiao Chen he was as good as dead. “Damn it, what a catastrophic start…” Tang San, you really want to fight me, huh? Fine! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man…