If You Make a Bad Movie, the Whole Network Will Burst into Tears When You Make the Long March

Independent director Su Ze was accidentally bound to the "Cultural Export Loss Rebate System". As long as you make a loss while filming, you can get a high cash rebate of 1:10 and achieve financial freedom in an instant! In order to lose all the initial capital of five million. Su Ze chose the most unpopular subject of suffering documentaries, the Long March! Faced with the unreasonable demands of capital trying to insert traffic celebrities into RV camping, he flipped the table on the spot: "Stop insulting history with capital!" Despite being blocked by the entire Internet, he maliciously recruited a group of pampered rich second generation and Internet celebrities. All modern equipment was confiscated and taken directly to the snowy mountains and grasslands for extreme torture. The style of painting gradually got out of control. When the most squeamish rich second generation breaks down mentally in desperate situation, chews his leather belt in front of the camera and sheds tears... This three-hour long, rough feature film, without any cuts or narration, detonated the entire Internet late at night! Official media such as the Communist Youth League took matters into their own hands to set the tone. Highly praise its textbook for reshaping faith for young people in the new era! Countless netizens cried until they collapsed in front of the screen, and barrage densely covered the screen: "This is our true backbone of China! This is the star we should chase!" "I cried and took out two packs of paper! The blood of our ancestors was not shed in vain. I have reserved the movie tickets for today!" A retaliatory buying frenzy set off across the Internet, patriotic sentiments were completely ignited, and the box office broke the record in domestic documentary film history! Su Ze wanted to cry but had no tears. Su Ze faced the media with his eyes full of despair: "If I said that I really just wanted to do charity and lose some money at the beginning, would you believe me?"