This Security Guard Has No Quality, but He Has a Tough Life.

[Business style + top-level brain circuit + forced hedging golden finger] In the top skyscraper in Haicheng, capitalists in suits and ties are discussing a demolition plan worth tens of billions. In the shabby guard box opposite the building, twenty-year-old Zhou Dayong was wearing open-toe sandals and stuffing tomatoes into his mouth. Zhou Dayong, with a monthly salary of two thousand two thousand, is the "security ceiling" of Haicheng Xingfuli Community. He has no education and no quality. His only specialty is playing porcelain, and his biggest ideal is smoking cigarettes. Half a month ago, in order to save phone bills, he climbed a telephone pole to steal electricity, and accidentally unlocked the "neck alarm" gold finger: As long as danger is approaching, the fat on the back of his neck will beat crazily, forcing him to perform all kinds of extremely obscene, funny, but 100% risk-avoiding god-level actions. Changhong Group wants to demolish it? Zhou Dayong: Sprinkle lime, fill urinals, spray swill, I have a hundred ways to drag you into the manure pit and beat you! Financial elites want to set up a trap? Zhou Dayong: Have you registered? Did you write it by your first name? Have you reported how many pigs you have at home? If you are not registered, get out of the old street! In this world of rules, Zhou Dayong is the only destroyer: "I'm a security guard, I only talk about the rules of the old street!"