All the Disciples You Accept Are Scammers, and as a Teacher You Have to Lie Down in Tears to Win.

Chen Changan traveled to the world of immortality and was bound to the [Peach and Plum World System]. Want to upgrade? It's useless to practice on your own, you can only rely on recruiting disciples! The more useless the apprentice is, the higher the initial reward will be; the better the apprentice is, the more explosive the reward will be. So he specially picked up the "waste of cultivating immortals" that others didn't want: the top-notch Tianling Root that made him cry for his father and mother because of the pain during cultivation, the memory genius who could turn all the skills into funny versions, the humanoid natural disasters that would cause random disasters when casting spells... I thought I had found a treasure, but everything turned out to be a trap. While others are cultivating immortals and are at ease, he wipes his disciples' butts every day, prevents social death, and prevents heavenly catastrophes. Until one day, these "problem children" collectively woke up and discovered that they were all reincarnations of ancient powers. The Demon Sect wants to seize them, and the Three Realms want to destroy them. Chen Changan looked at the system panel and fell into deep thought: "Did I accept a group of disciples or a group of ancestors?"