Cultivation of Immortality Without Any Thought or Concern About Quality

You must bring a golden finger with you when traveling through time. Where is my golden finger? What! Did you sell because of the recent rise in gold prices? You must bring your wallet with you when traveling through time. Where is my wallet? What! Is it not finished yet because the programmer ran away? Lao Deng, you are playing with me! Heaven and earth are unkind and regard all things as rotten dogs. The old and unkind people have wandered around me like a local dog. Well, I, Song Zhiqiu, will not be concerned about my own ambitions, and will become an immortal in my own right.