Fellow Taoist, Would You Like to Have a Chop?

There is a recent rumor in the world of cultivating immortals: Don't accept strangers' transmission notes, especially those who call you "fellow Taoist" with a smile on their face. Lin Juan is the "smiling face assassin". After becoming a loser, he decided to teach these ancients what business logic is. "Sect Master, your mountain guarding formation has been in disrepair for a long time? I have a hundred people here to work together to repair the formation. If you cut down to one hundred people, it will be completed immediately. It will also come with a hundred backdoors... Ah no, it is the formation node optimization." "Senior, you want to overcome the tribulation? A group of two people will get a 30% discount on the Heavenly Tribulation, and a group of five people will get half the discount and a lightning rod trial set. What? No discount for a single person? Fellow Taoist, you need to update your consumption concept." Later, when the ancestor who had been in seclusion for hundreds of years came out of seclusion, he found that his disciples and grandsons were busy "recruiting new people and promoting activity", the secret books of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion were marked as "limited time sale", and even the Heavenly Tribulation started to push "help and reduce" pop-ups—— The entire world of cultivators finally came back to their senses: that useless person who smiled and advised them to "just chop him off" seems to have connected the three realms.