You Want Me to Have a Pineapple Assistant!

Introduction? Oh - you mean the instruction manual for the talking mirror? Or the orange cat in May pretending to be an adult's resume? I will write to you both, and you can choose one to read. --- "Introduction to the Talking Mirror" Name: Pulu Mirror Function: Photos of you as a singing potato or a banana wearing a raincoat Disadvantages: Occasionally telling the truth (e. G. "Your hair looks like a feather duster today") How to use: Blink your left eye at it three times and it will give you an irony. ⚠️Warning: Don't take photos of it at two o'clock in the middle of the night, it will play you a self-recorded snoring sound. --- "The Orange Cat in May: Resume of Pretending to Be an Adult" Name: Director Gulu (self-proclaimed) Age: As long as three human durians Work experience: ·April: Successfully tricked the refrigerator into believing it was a marshmallow machine ·March: Failed to command the Slipper Uprising Specialties: Translating pineapple language with purring, chasing tail without getting dizzy Major achievement in pretending to be an adult: Tie your tie into a bow and make you cry in the mirror Job intention: I want to be a balcony manager in May (main job: sunbathing, pretending to work overtime)