Abnormal Containment: I Really Don't Want to Be an Evil God

(Relaxing and hilarious daily misunderstandings + extremely brain-burning rule-based weird stories and wits battles.) In modern cities, there are secretly various "weird rules" that violate common sense of physics (such as "stairs that cannot be turned back" and "elevators that must tell the truth"). Ordinary people will die if touched. The protagonist, Su Yu. A pheasant psychological counselor who is extremely greedy for money, has a poisonous tongue, and is extremely capable of deceiving. He is a complete materialist. No matter how terrifying the weirdness is, he can use a set of "psychiatric theories" to get around the weirdness, and even provide psychological counseling for the weirdness and charge weird consulting fees.