Douluo Dalu: I'm the King of Memes, and I Take Ning Rongrong as My Disciple from the Start

Lin Bai transmigrates to Douluo Dalu with the [King of Memes System]. He is handsome and refined, with an otherworldly, immortal aura. Every time he correctly identifies a meme, he receives cultivation resources. From the start, he takes Ning Rongrong as his disciple and teaches her breathing exercises and Qi refinement, along with the “Seven Treasure Immortal Light Barrier.” As a result, the Shrek gang laugh at him, calling his sect a knockoff nobody. Fortunately, the rewards for identifying memes are generous: Spirit stones, pills, flying swords, immortal-grade spiritual roots, guardian beasts, and more. But unexpectedly, Lin Bai’s path as a master keeps going further off course. His female students have no interest in improving themselves and spend every day thinking about how to pursue their teacher! Ning Rongrong: “I’ll love you with all my heart and support you for all my life. I only hope you’ll stop letting your gaze wander!” Zhu Zhuqing: “Master, you are my god!” Huo Wu: “I’m very well-endowed, Master. Be gentle.” Shui Bing’er: “Master is a sage. I want to play with a sage!” Qian Renxue: “My beloved is a peerless hero. One day, he’ll come to marry me atop a seven-colored cloud.” Xiao Wu: “I’ll call you hubby. Do you dare answer?” Years later, looking at the Qingyun Sect, now the strongest on the continent, and his female disciples, all Great Firmament Golden Immortals, chasing him everywhere to date him, Lin Bai can only sigh helplessly: “I just wanted to take on a disciple, but they all want a master-disciple romance with me? What am I supposed to do?”