The Simp System on My Shoulders, Yet I'm the Strong One on the Dating Show

[Dating show + absurd comedy + showbiz + pranks + shameless antics] [Sharp-tongued domineering CEO x rebellious has-been] Meng Fuying is reborn. This is her seventh rebirth and her eighth life. The good news: the force that made her pursue men has disappeared, and she’s no longer under anyone’s control. The bad news: she’s been forced to bind herself to the [Simp System]. This time, she has to simp for seven men! The System’s hot take: Simping for one makes you a simp; simping for seven makes you the king of simps. If you don’t mean it, you’re a player! * On the dating show Meng Fuying lets loose, doing her best to drive everyone crazy. She hands people sandpaper to wipe with after using the bathroom and swaps their bath sponges for steel wool... When she meets a brain-dead man she’s supposed to pursue, Meng Fuying simply raises a hand and slaps him. When people question her, Meng Fuying sniffles sadly: “What do you know? I only hit him, not the others. That means he’s special to me.” * One day, a top financial dynasty holds a banquet to celebrate finding their daughter, who was kidnapped years ago. A sweet-looking girl rushes forward with a jade pendant: “Mom, I’m your real daughter!” The wealthy matriarch slaps her without hesitation. “It’s 2025. You still don’t know about DNA tests?” * On the dating show’s confession night The five men who used to ignore her suddenly beg one after another for her forgiveness. Her cheating fiancé shows up with flowers and proposes to her. Her “little uncle,” whom she’s never even met, boldly confesses his love, asking only that she look his way once. Meng Fuying grins at them all. “With all due respect, none of you are good enough for me!” Just then, a post shoots to the top of the entertainment rankings: #Shi Yubai: Love rises with the wind~#