These Abilities Are Not Quite Right

"What does it mean that your ability in a movie theater is to be able to summon popcorn at any time?" "What do you mean by your ability that the commentator can change into a commentator anytime and anywhere?" "And the one who has been playing music all the time, I have really tolerated you for a long time and turned off the music! Is this your ability?" "Wait, what the hell is it that turns others into 2D?" "What's the matter with your words?" … The world has been invaded and dungeons have arrived. The chosen ones need to play through the dungeons one by one, decipher the secrets, and have weird rules... Only by clearing the levels can they survive. The good news is that the chosen ones can awaken, but their abilities seem to be... Strange? Look what I have <me> What is this? (Infinite streaming is not brainless or holy mother)