God-Level Salted Fish: Become Invincible by Pretending to Be a Passerby

Lin Feng traveled through time and became a sect disciple with mediocre qualifications. In this world of fighting and killing, he just wants to be a salted fish waiting to die. Unexpectedly, God failed, and a system called "Lie flat and become strong" was forcibly bound. The rules of the system are simple: as long as you are lazy, cowardly and salty enough, you can become strong! As a result, the painting style suddenly changed - facing a life-and-death duel, his opponent was burning with energy and blood, and his momentum was overwhelming, but Lin Feng stretched on the spot and easily defused the fatal blow. Everyone exclaimed: "This is a method of transforming into a state of four ounces and a thousand pounds! It's so terrifying!" Lin Feng: "... I just didn't wake up and my foot slipped." Facing the sect's crisis, tens of thousands of demons, and everyone in despair, Lin Feng was hiding in a corner eating roast chicken when he accidentally burped. That burp actually turned into the supreme sonic power, repelling thousands of demonic cultivators. The sect leader burst into tears: "Junior brother Lin Feng has mastered the magical skill of roaring like a lion. He is actually the savior of our sect!" Lin Feng: "... This roast chicken is a bit spicy, I'm choking." He originally wanted to keep a low profile, but his strength didn't allow it. Senior Sister Gao Leng fell in love with him, the Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect apostatized for him, and even the ancestor of the sect cried and shouted to accept him as a closed disciple. Lin Feng looked up to the sky and sighed: "I really just want to be a passerby!" This is a hilarious counterattack story about "I want to lie down, but the world forces me to be a boss". As long as I lie flat enough, the sickle can't cut me!