Lying Flat and Cultivating Immortality: the More I Show Off, the More Invincible I Become

[Anti-involution + Immortal Cultivation + Hilarious + Workplace Metaphor] Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, while others were practicing hard, Xiao Yuanxing was soaking in wolfberry cola in the hot spring pool. Heaven said: "If you don't work hard, you will become ashes tomorrow!" Xiao Yuanxing: "Just let it be ashes. Anyway, ashes can lie flat." As a result, the style of the entire world of cultivation changed suddenly. The ancestors of Nascent Soul began to take a collective nap, the law enforcement elders were obsessed with fishing, and even Tiandao learned to snore. The Tianheng Alliance vowed to wipe out this "evil trend of laziness", but they did not expect that—— The elite disciple they sent fell asleep as soon as they entered Salted Fish Valley; The "Flying Sword of Diligence" they offered ran out of power and fell down halfway; The Tiandao projection they invited was so frightened that Xiao Yuanxing said, "It's time to submit the weekly report" and died on the spot! This is a story about "laying down to win" and a love letter to all social animals. Here, you can be forgiven for not working hard, and lying down is also a kind of practice. [The core is cool] ✅Salted Fish Turn Over: You can become stronger just by lying down, which will make the King of Rolls angry! ✅A mouthpiece in the workplace: Defeating the heavens and the earth, specializing in treating all kinds of PUA! ✅My imagination is wide open: Sundial Tower = punch-in machine, soaring = IPO, the world of immortality will turn into an office building in seconds! "If you are tired, you might as well come and see how this salted fish turns over."