Douluo Dalu: I Revealed My Inner Thoughts to Trick Tang San into Absorbing a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo

Li Mu transmigrates to Douluo Dalu and, with nowhere else to go, settles into Notting Academy. He has a golden finger that’s as useful as it is useless: he can make specific people hear his inner thoughts. And so... Douluo Dalu gains a storyteller who dishes out obscure gossip. Li Mu: “Tang San took Yu Xiaogang as his teacher, and ended up wasting his natural talent. The attributes of the Soul Rings he absorbed were too mixed, and their age was too high, which hindered his future path to godhood. He’d have gotten the most out of his Blue Silver Emperor Martial Soul by absorbing the simplest plant-type Soul Rings with the lowest age limit. A Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo would’ve been perfect.” Tang San: “Yu Xiaogang, you’ve sealed your own doom...” Li Mu: “Ning Rongrong is a silly, rich girl. She was young and hotheaded, and insisted on going to Shrek for thrills. In the end, a bunch of scumbags bullied her... and Tang San even swindled the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect out of all its wealth.” Ning Rongrong: “Shrek can go to hell... What do you mean it hasn’t happened? Go to hell anyway!” Li Mu: “Xiao Wu had it rough too. She got too close to Tang San and ended up being tricked into sacrificing herself. Her soul was even sealed in a Soul Ring, doomed to never be reborn. Doesn’t she know that a corrupt father raises a corrupt son? Her father became a Titled Douluo by tricking a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast into sacrificing itself.” Xiao Wu: “Tang San? Who’s that? I don’t know him. Tell him to get lost!” Years later, when Li Mu finally came to his senses, he realized he had completely broken Douluo Dalu. The most telling example was... Tang San, showing off nine white Soul Rings and shouting, “You’ve sealed your own doom!” Zhu Zhuqing, insisting on wiping out scumbags like Dai Mubai... And “Xue Qinghe,” who insisted on calling Li Mu brother...