Naruto: My Title Is Getting Ridiculous

Hanyu Huayue has recently become the target of public scorn. So everyone at the Ninja Academy knows that a first-year student once read Icha Icha Paradise aloud in public like a pervert. The problem is, he really did read it, and he read it with such passion and expression. Putting aside society's judgment, being called a hentai by a bunch of little girls is actually pretty satisfying. Even better, he earned an outrageous title: [Informant Jiraiya: The more you know about your enemies, the less of a threat they pose to you. Strive to become someone who knows everything.] “So, Asuma, you really want to be my enemy just because I read those naughty books in front of Kurenai Yuhi?” P.S. This book contains the following elements. Please proceed with caution. [Healthy Itachi: Healthy Itachi is always healthy. If you're injured, then you're not Healthy Itachi. Healthy Itachi never gets hurt.] [Go-Home Minato: Flash back and forth between home and your enemies. Now no one can catch you.] [Head-Kicking Guy: Six Paths Madara says he understands completely.] …