I'm Fluent in Baby Talk, and I Became Rich in No Time

Lin Jiaxin, 23, a Sichuan girl with a nursing degree, sent out 218 resumes and couldn't get a job. On the day she was about to start delivering food, something suddenly appeared in her head: [Universal Baby Talk System loading complete. We hope you enjoy your experience.] And then, nothing. Self-service? It didn't even come with a beginner's guide? And the worst part was, other people's Systems gave them money, houses, and handsome men. Hers gave her... Baby talk translation? Pediatric massage? Postpartum care? Breastfeeding techniques? She got a System, so why was she still dealing with poop and pee?! But desperate for a living, she gritted her teeth and gave it a try. From then on, word spread through Rongcheng's wealthy circles: there was a magical nanny who could make any crying baby quiet in three seconds. Colic, growth spurts, sleep regression... No problem was too difficult for her to handle. Mothers even begged her in tears: “Could you teach me how to be a mom?” Three years later, the upscale Xin Bao Tang postpartum care center opened, with bookings filled through the year after next. One saying spread through wealthy circles: If you want to have a baby, book a spot with Jiaxin first. Then one day, the System suddenly played a long-buried message: “Hello, future user. I'm Dr. Xiao from the year 3035. If you're hearing this... please give those soft little ones an extra cuddle for me, their inventor, who was driven to the brink of a breakdown by babies.”