Weird KPI

On the verge of bankruptcy, Lu Fa inherited a folk company whose employees were all unspeakable evil gods. When the world fell in strangeness, he silently took out the "Employee Handbook" and KPI Assessment Form. "You, if your 'abnormal purification rate' this quarter is not up to standard, half of your year-end bonus will be deducted." "You are not allowed to unfold your body during working hours. You are scaring your customers." "Do you want to destroy the world? First fill out this 500-page project plan and budget sheet." He used labor contracts to bind the ancient gods, OKRs to plan containment plans, and five insurances and one fund to appease the demons. Break down world-destroying crises into executable quarterly goals, and manage unspeakable fears into standardized production that can improve performance.