I'm Really a Demon

Devil News·Special Report Reporter: Mr. Executive Officer, what do you want to say about the emergency news at the border of the Demon Realm? Executive: …No Reporter: It is said that the woman who caused the holy army to suppress the territory was the undercover agent we sent out? Executive: (takes a deep breath)…right Reporter: Could you please explain in detail? Executive Officer: Ten years ago, we sent an intermediate student named Eriphes to work as an undercover agent in the human world. Because she was going to the First College, the salary was high, so she agreed on the spot. At that time, I felt that this kid had good talent and nothing could go wrong. Reporter: What happened next? Executive Officer: It didn't take long for her to win over the students on campus, and she was treated as an honorary saint before she even graduated. In the end, she really became a saint. Reporter: ... Huh? Executive Officer: The most outrageous thing is that while she is a saint, she still insists on sending us reports. One article per week: "Report to the Executive! We are also working hard to infiltrate the human world today!" Reporter: What do you have to say about this? Executive: (Silence) I've asked the HR department to find her pay stubs. For ten years, she has been receiving money on time every month. Reporter: ... So? Executive: So now the devil faces a serious question - can we sue her for fraud?