Great Tang: A Minecraft Two-Way Portal Lets Me Take Little Sizhi Mining

In the seventh year of the Zhenguan era, Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun went out in disguise, and the young Princess Jinyang, Xiao Sizi, got lost by accident. Chu Xuan had transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and become the magistrate of a remote county. Just as he was worrying about how to feed the people in his county, he stumbled upon a dainty little girl, as pretty as a doll, whose stomach was rumbling with hunger. While he was wondering how to care for her, the Minecraft Two-Way Portal System activated! “Big bro, what’s this?” Xiao Sizi gazed at the floating wooden block with stars in her eyes. Chu Xuan smiled. “Come on, I’ll take you mining!” From then on, the Tang Dynasty took a strange turn. Chu Xuan took Xiao Sizi to the Minecraft world to dig tunnels and fill them in, plant wheat, and grill steak, bringing Minecraft’s endless supplies back to the Tang Dynasty as everyday snacks. When Li Shimin arrived at the county office in a panic, he found his own gravely ill daughter chomping on a glowing golden apple and chasing Cheng Yaojin around with an enchanted diamond sword, hacking away! Li Shimin was dumbfounded. “You’re telling me these crops that yield ten thousand jin per mu, and these indestructible walls, were made by you, a lowly county magistrate?” Chu Xuan spread his hands helplessly. “Just the basics. Don’t make a big deal of it. I just want to quietly raise a kid and farm.”