Douluo Dalu: The Simulator's Master Has Them All Completely Fooled

This book is also known as Douluo: Writing Simulators, Wrecking Everyone and Douluo: The Simulator I Handed Out Made Tang San Absorb a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo Soul Ring [Multiple Heroines + Messing with Tang San and Yu Xiaogang + Lightheartedly Wrecking the Original Plot] After transmigrating to Douluo Dalu, Lin Jiang awakens the [Simulator Distribution System]. He can distribute custom life simulators and write any scenario he likes for their users. All the rewards they earn in the simulations are returned to him a hundredfold! And so Douluo Dalu, which should have followed the original serious storyline, gradually turns into utter madness: In his life simulation, Tang San absorbs a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo Soul Ring and gains his first Soul Skill: [Pole Vault]. From then on, he embarks on a smooth road to godhood, defeating all the continent's geniuses with pole vaulting, clearing Slaughter City without taking a scratch by pole vaulting, and leaping up the Sea God's Stairway with a super pole vault! Tang San looks up at the sky and sighs: “Yu Xiaogang, you led me astray! If I'd known Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo was this powerful, why the hell would I have trained so hard?” In her life simulation, Dugu Yan sees the truth about her future: Yu Tianheng only marries her to win over her grandfather, Dugu Bo, and he's also an impotent good-for-nothing. The simulation ends, and Dugu Yan turns on him on the spot: “Get lost, Yu Tianheng! You're a useless cripple! Lin Jiang is a real man!” In the simulator, Qian Renxue foresees a battle in which Lin Jiang saves her by killing Tang San, only to fall beneath the Asura God's sword. When the simulation ends, her eyes redden: “This time, I'll find Lin Jiang before it's too late... We'll grow stronger together!” One simulation after another, everyone strays further and further from their original paths. Lin Jiang sits back and collects the rewards, his cultivation surging, beauties gathered at his side, as he strides down the path to invincibility.