Douluo Dalu: You Made Me Pope, So Why Is Everyone Addicted to the Internet?

[Hilarious anti-cliche, behind-the-scenes scheming, lighthearted jokes, multiple heroines, and tormenting Tang San and other tough opponents] After transmigrating to Douluo Dalu, Lin Jiang only wants to be a low-key undercover agent. But his Martial Soul is too good at putting on a show. He gets personally selected by Qian Daoliu and becomes the most useless pope in history: a Level 98 Peak Douluo on the surface, but actually a Level 57 weakling who can't fight. When the sects across the continent unite to attack this unworthy pope, and the Great Enshrined personally comes out of seclusion demanding an explanation, Lin Jiang looks at the ten days left on his “Pope Experience Pass” and just wants to cry for help. Luckily, his System may be late, but it still arrives: [Ding! Internet Addiction System bound! Newbie gift: N iPhones, plus the “Douhai” short-video platform!] Looking at the empty recommendation page, Lin Jiang slaps his thigh. “No content? Then I'll make some myself!” And so... The beauties of Rakshasa Palace become stylish livestreamers, led by Bibi Dong, the “body made for suggestive content,” dancing up a storm; The muscular hunks of the Fire Leopard Sect go wild with the “Daoma Dance,” and things get increasingly philosophical; Dugu Bo can't stop scrolling through lifestyle videos, while Tang San neglects his cultivation late at night and follows and comments on “little girls with twin tails” and their moms... Soul Masters across the continent gradually lose sight of their original aspirations amid all the “likes, favorites, and follows.” The ten-day deadline is almost up. The sects: “About that attack... how about we wait until we've finished watching this one?” Lin Jiang waves with a smile, keeping his role in it all a secret. “I can't say whether my position as pope is secure, but the Douhai accounts you follow have posted an update.”