I Asked You to Open a Shop and Pay Off Your Debts, and You Summoned My Sword and Shield?

Lin Feng travels through a parallel world and starts by inheriting a pet cafe that is on the verge of bankruptcy, plus a two million usury loan with a three-month deadline! Just when he was about to buy a standing ticket and run away with a bucket, the [God-level employee recruitment system of all realms] awakened. I thought I could summon a nine-tailed demon fox to serve as a welcome guest, the Monkey King as a security guard, and reach the pinnacle of life in minutes. However, the first employee I summoned turned out to be an abstract god with a Shiba Inu head and a brown furry ball body. What's even more outrageous is that the system has a time limit of ten minutes for cross-server negotiations. If the negotiation fails, you will have to wait for death. In order to survive, Lin Feng had no choice but to bite the bullet and make cross-server encrypted calls with this round-headed dog who could only speak "My sword and shield", and even coaxed and tricked it into signing a contract of sale. However, this is only the beginning of the intrusion of abstract forces into reality. Soon, a banana cat who always said Bibi Labu as he walked became the store's lucky mascot, and customers would repeat Bibi Labu along with it! The grumpy penguin, who barked when he was angry, slapped the loan shark who came to collect debts out of the door, and was gloriously appointed as the security captain. There is also the owl-like Baba Boyi cat, which forcibly controls all the tourists who come in, and they all imitate Baba Boyi! Lin Feng fell into deep thought when he looked at the internet-spirited creatures dancing wildly in the room, and then at the rich and powerful people queuing up outside waiting to spend huge sums of money to experience spiritual pollution. "I really just want to pay off the two million loan. Why is this pet cafe open and turned into the number one abstract shelter in Blue Star?"