I Transmigrated as a Tiny Child, and Now All of the Capital Fears Me

After spending five hundred years messing around in the underworld, A Mu finally snags a stellar fate after waiting in line for centuries. If not now, when should she be reborn? She refuses to drink Granny Meng's soup and hurls herself into the reincarnation wheel, only to be held underwater by a wrinkled old midwife the moment she's born, who tries to drown her...