The Outer God Is Out of Service [Lord of the Mysteries]

What is it like to start out as an Old One after transmigrating into the world of Lord of the Mysteries? Thanks for asking. I'm hanging out in the cosmos, twisting and crawling, shrieking and sleeping every day. When I wake up, I brawl with my Old One brothers and sisters, get beaten up by my mom, wonder what Sefirah tastes like, and occasionally lick the Earth through the barrier. So, have you made any plans for the future? I have, brother, I have. I've already landed successfully, and it feels great. My next dream is to go to Backlund and become a shop owner, opening the door to find nothing but insanely expensive coffee, the boss, the boss's friends, and a dog. Of course, I don't have any friends yet, so I've invited six of Amon's avatars... As for the dog, I'll borrow Miss Justice's for now. We're practically colleagues, and she probably won't refuse to let members of the organization help one another. Oh, speaking of organization members, my friend, please allow me a few minutes to introduce our guide and savior, the great Mr. Fool! He exists in the past, the present, and the future. He is... ...The Fool, Sleeping, Klein [bursts out of his coffin]: Wait, no! Who's ringing the bell?!

Samuel Avista, formerly known as the High-Dimensional Overseer. An outrageously powerful, fully automated troublemaker, a lunatic and an artist, and a lover of eldritch cuisine who sees the good in everyone. He is currently having a grand old time acting in Backlund.

Klein (wearing a mask of embarrassment): ...What on earth are you acting as?!

Samuel (drawing a holy symbol) (holding a black cat aloft): The dimensional angel in the service of the Fool! Praise the Fool! Praise the Klein!

A lighthearted little fic written to torment my beloved sweetie. The male lead is a mixed-breed big crazy cat, part cow and part Maine Coon. He's a lunatic, and his punches really hurt.

The High-Dimensional Overseer starts out as an Old One. He's half-mad in the early chapters and has a very robotic feel.

The story is basically all Lord of the Mysteries, so let's happily forget about Circle of Inevitability.

The High-Dimensional Overseer will use the original setting, but since the source material only gives a general description, I'll fill in and revise details. The original belongs to Cuttlefish, and any OOC belongs to me.