After Failing to Win Over Five People, My Mind Was Read

【No CP + silly comedy + inner thoughts + three Systems + occult mysticism + supernatural mystery】 When Yi Pingle first bonded with a System, she thought she was the chosen one. But something went wrong at the System Administration Bureau, and three were bound to her at once: The Romance System made her act like a lovesick doormat, the Ruthless Dao System made her kill everyone in the world, and the Omnipotent System only gave her missions without any points. Something went wrong with the Systems, and her soul was sealed away. Her body could only carry out missions on instinct. So she could only watch helplessly as she jumped from buildings to prove her love, stood outside all night waiting for a scumbag, smiled as she brought soup to her big brother, and booked a hotel for her twin brother to meet another woman. Twenty-three years later, after the three Systems had spent twenty years singing outside, been chased through eighteen streets by city inspectors, and begged until they had collected enough to pay the unsealing fee, Yi Pingle woke up. But she did not know that her inner thoughts were being broadcast aloud too. Even more absurdly, after waking up, she discovered that she had opened her Heavenly Eye and could see the lines of other people's destinies. Spiritual qi revival had arrived, and demons and monsters ran rampant throughout the world. “You, your forehead is dark. Within three days, you will suffer a bloody disaster.” “You, there's a green glow above your head. Your partner has a date with someone else tonight.” “You... you're not even human?”