My WeChat Friend Is the Chongzhen Emperor

“Chen Xu, you there?”

“Ask for money and I'll block you!”

“I'm not asking for money... What if I told you I've transmigrated to the end of the Ming dynasty, during the Chongzhen Emperor's reign, and I'm about to hang myself? Would you believe me?”

“Bro, I recommend you up your dosage!”

“Wait, let's video call...”

Chen Xu: “...Damn! How am I supposed to help you?”

“Can you send me some kind of vehicle? One that flies would be best!”

“That can be done? But I'm broke!”

“It's fine. I'll send you some valuable stuff... Jingdezhen porcelain, gold and silver, precious medicinal herbs, an imperial sword, a dragon robe and crown. Want those? Oh, right, the imperial seal too!”

Chen Xu: “Sure, no problem. I'll definitely help you get out of trouble and make a comeback! And don't worry about things here, either. I'll take good care of your girlfriend...”