Legend of Salted Fish Ascension

Chen Jing, a third-year college student in Donghai City, lives by his credo: Never sit down if you can lie down, never wake up if you can sleep. One day, his Douyin accidentally went viral - a mysterious gray APP appeared on his mobile phone. Instead of young ladies dancing, the home page pushed "The 108th Failed Tribulation", "Three Thousand Years Live Broadcast of the Carp Jumping over the Dragon Gate", and "Live Broadcast of the River of Blood at the Border of Demon Realm". What's even more outrageous is that he casually posted a video of cooking instant noodles, and was rewarded by a vixen who called himself "Emperor Qingqiu" for 8,000 years. The other party exchanged three Foundation Establishment Pills for a bucket of Master Kong. From then on, Chen Jing's salty fish life completely went astray. While other cultivators meditated and practiced swordsmanship, he lay down in the dormitory - because of the "Salted Fish Lying Flat Technique", the more he lay down, the faster his cultivation level increased. While others were fighting desperately in the secret realm, he used an empty instant noodle bucket to lure away the monsters and picked up the natural treasures. While the geniuses from all over the world were fighting to the death for the top spot, he relied on the weird operation of "forecasting + lying flat + instant noodle bucket" to reach the finals of the Rookie Challenge inexplicably. Until a mysterious power told him: Your causal editing eye can edit the future. Chen Jing was silent. So now he is - a third-grade sword cultivator who can knock over a third-level sword cultivator with an instant noodle bucket, subjugate ancient remnant souls with an empty bucket, practice while lying down, and edit the future... A salty fish? How can a salty fish who just wants to lie down create a storm in the world and save the world at the same time?