Logic Breakdown

The world is normal—at least that's what TV says. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, ripe apples will fall to the ground, and people will die if they are killed. Occasionally, someone is bounced to the third floor by "static electricity" or is inflated into a balloon and stuck to the ceiling by "thermal expansion and cold contraction". These are all scientific phenomena, so don't make a fuss about it. After all, there is a **Central Logic Control Bureau (CCB)** sitting in charge of everything that is "unscientific". I, a location intern in the "Approaching Science" column group, am responsible for carrying the backup camera, picking up the reflectors, and restoring the audience's perspective. Today's topic is "Supernatural UFO Incident": The uncle threw the Frisbee, the dog Wangcai took off at supersonic speed, the bushes were blasted out of the shell holes, the trees were broken, and nothing happened. The evidence in the footage is conclusive, and Physics died on the spot. The host Brother Wang smiled at the camera: ——This is not a superpower, but an atavism; ——This is not through the wall, but a visual residue; ——The tree is broken? Termites infest. In short, long live science. What's even more outrageous is that Brother Wang would take out a small silver stick and wave it at the witness: The uncle suddenly realized on the spot that he had taken the dog home to lose weight. And when I watched the replay, I realized for the first time: The outlier in this team is not those exploding bushes—it's me. From then on, I was forced to follow the column team everywhere: the faucet that picks people up, the toilet that only sprays water when no one is around, the door handle that can bounce people upstairs... Every issue is "closer to science", and every issue is further away from science. This is a story about how a program group that "uses science to explain everything" uses rhetoric to save the worldview.