Chuunibyou Saves the World

Chuunibyou? No! That's not chuunibyou! That's a young hero! "The stars shining in the high sky, the glory scattered among the mortal world! Accept my will and protect my body! Shining armor - merge!" "Take my blood as a guide and my soul as a contract! Listen to my command and show up. My contract..." "I will never give up for my partner!" "They are looking at me, how can we lose, how can we lose!" "For our friendship!" "Partner! Let our enemies see the power of our bond!" … Interview: "How did you become a hero?" Li Shuguang said with a mournful face: "I don't want to be a hero either. Those guys around me shouted about bonds, lovers, etc. And rushed forward. It was so embarrassing to leave me standing there alone. What can I do? Just rush. I'll become that kind of hero if I rush forward." Interview: "..., How do you feel after becoming a hero?" Li Shuguang: "Never team up with a chuunibyou, the disease will be contagious, really, believe me!" Interview: "Are you exaggerating?" Li Shuguang: "It's not an exaggeration at all! Those chuunibyou are a trap! They recite their lines for a long time without saying anything. They attack the enemy without saying anything. They don't say anything when they don't last a last hit. They don't say anything when they rush up without brains. Each one of them has a weirder personality than the last one. What else do you think I have to say?" Interview: "…" The interviewer added in a low voice: "They will also suddenly be brainwashed by the enemy's words and stab their teammates in the back." Li Shuguang: "It's okay, the other side will be brainwashed by us too."