My Senior Brother Is Absolutely Unreliable

Lu Changsheng traveled to Qingyun Sect and became the inner sect's senior brother. I wanted to lie down and develop, grow up in a wretched way, but the master's painting style is very strange: The second junior brother has severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. He must walk in a straight line when wielding a sword, and he must walk in a straight line when hitting a mountain. The third junior sister is the ultimate senior brother fan, and studies a hundred ways to "encounter senior brother by chance" every day. The fourth junior brother is a fellow time traveler, and he spends his days wondering "whether there is a system in this world." The fifth junior sister had a cat, and the cat looked at him like an ant. Master, this old man, has been in seclusion for three hundred years - it is said that he is studying "how to practice while lying down". Lu Changsheng said: Hold on, I can survive. Until the day when the demon sect attacked the mountain, the whole sect was waiting for this "waste senior brother" to come forward. Lu Changsheng sighed and took out a copy of "The Master Teach You How to Be a Human (2499th Revised Edition)" from his arms. "Everyone," he turned to the last page, "let's play differently this time." Everyone:? ? ? Demon Cult Leader: What did you say? Did you meet me two thousand five hundred years ago? ? ?